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Thu 30th Jun 2011
Added on Wed 15th Jun 2011, 11:16am — last updated Wed 15th Jun 2011, 12:33pm
WE, the Bankers and financiers of the CITY of LONDON, do challenge thee – OVERPAID, UNDERWORKED public sector workers – to a series of CHALLENGES on the day of your SO-CALLED ‘strike for the alternative’.
CHALLENGE: a football match. Our team, BANKERS CITY FC, should like to match up against your PUBLIC SECTOR UNITED FC.
CHALLENGE: a pillow fight. You may bring feathered cushions, our pillows will be stuffed with CASH.
CHALLENGE: mud-slinging. We expect you SCROUNGERS to put up a rather good fight in this one, what with your UNFOUNDED ACCUSATIONS of TAX DODGING and huge SUBSIDIES.
BRING: a strong throwing arm.
CHALLENGE: a water fight. So we can give you a proper good wash to remove the STENCH of SOLIDARITY.
BRING: water, balloons.
All challenges will be adjudicated by THE COALITION GOVERNMENT, who have proven themselves time and time again to be respectable, NEUTRAL facilitators of our disputes.
Location: Westminster Central Hall, Parliament Sq.
Time: After the RALLY at the end of the MARCH, approx. noon
Look out for the bankers’ black umbrellas.
SPECTATORS: free entry. Bring big spongy hands, whistles, vuvuzelas.
(Given the possibility of no genuine bankers turning up, please come dressed as one so the challenges can proceed!)
|Time to meet||end of PCS rally; approx. noon|